Why You're Wrong: Anarchism
Anarchists: Prepare to be Defeated
The Rant
If there's one thing I'll never understand, it is this: how anarchists can even exist in any society. Merely by living, they contradict their own political philosophy. In this installment of Why You're Wrong, I'll completely shit on anarchists.
I'll make it clear: YOUR POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY WON'T WORK. EVER. Even if all hierarchy and order , i.e. government, was abolished, it would just reform again. Look at Somalia: they have been in a state of anarchy since 1991, and local militias have just taken over (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4017147.stm). It is a horrible country to live in, because the various tribes and warlords do whatever they want and kill lots of people. Unless you're a big jerk, you wouldn't think this is a good idea.
I suppose you could just say that even this isn't really anarchy, since the warlords are practicing a sort of tribalism. In this case, you are correct. However, this means that unless anarchy was enforced, it could never exist, since people naturally tend to form groups with rulers and followers. If there were such a group that enforced anarchy, wouldn't they be taking the place of the government? Aren't they the new rulers? Any way you look at it, you lose. Give it up.
Also, posting anarchist messages on blogs and message boards is not very revolutionary. Also, do you think you would have (a) computers, (b) internet, or (c) electricity if you lived in anarchy? If you think you would, you are clearly in denial and I may rightly claim victory.
In summary, shut your ignorant wordholes. I would say cakeholes, but it's too trite and there is no cake in anarchy anyway. Give it up and become less radical. I hear the Libertarian Party is recruiting.